朋友約親，唔去。有電話打來，盡量唔聽。星期日早上，對住一疊二疊的作文剪報，哭哭。哭完再哭，繼續哭。係呀，我係無用架喇，對住自己應盡的責任哭哭鬧鬧。你簽約果陣應該要預左架啦。再者，你平時肯留到八點星期日咪唔駛哭哭改文囉。再者，你再叻D咪可以五點走都唔駛星期日改文囉。所以個問題係你唔叻喎，唔怪得人架喎。邊個叫你要起碼五分鐘先改起一篇文嘖，你一分鐘改一篇咪得囉。聽講呀，最叻果D同工呀，一秒改一篇添架。所以話，教育界真係藏污納垢架，咁低效率既人都做得老師喎，仲要哭哭啼啼喎。我D金糠仔俾佢地教著，你話點算。
再再再者，五點九走真係唔能夠算遲架喎。你都係七點半開工之嘛，返十個鐘工就走得，你嘈乜嘖？諗落你七點返到屋企，食飯，俾盡你，半個鐘好食完啦。你地 D MISSIE 阿SIR 好興早訓架嘛，俾你十點半訓喇，都仲有三個鐘可以睇 CCTVB，頂多俾一個鐘你飲TENSE UP 沖涼做護膚程序勒。（係呀，D MISSIE真係好無知架，話咩平時訓得太少搞到殘晒要飲TENSE UP喎，乜佢地唔知佢地已經訓得好夠架喇咩？得閒就去做下運動啦，成鬼日著埋D平底鞋都仲嗌腳痛，你話係咪無用？）
咩話？你朝早俾學生激親要時間 BUFFER？日間太忙所以要搵返時間痾屎？又怨話五點九走已經睇唔到相熟中醫師？仲要有時間進行高質素對話及高質素閱讀？因為 SENSE OF ACHIEVEMENT 太低要時間思考人生方向？仲怨話無時間拍拖？！嘩！奇聞喎！你地呢D教書既，原來諗嘢架？！你地無興趣架嘛，連街都唔去咯，閒來淨係去教協掃 YUPI 橡皮糖之嘛。仲有呀，呢D咪係Y 世代囉，打人工要份糧不特止，仲要咩成就感喎，仲話要咩生活喎。睇中醫都勺轉過人，好心你就咪鬼成日病啦，講果幾個鐘書，的咁DUR喉嚨痛就驚到面青，又話咩唔敢請病架喎。細路女，家下有份工你打下就唔該偷笑啦。仲講話咩拍拖喎，電視都有賣啦，呢份天職黎架。有閒情逸致諗呢D嘢既，就改多D文，再唔係就作多D文俾自己改，再再唔係就諗定有咩是非好講，唱下邊個同工嫌辛苦喊苦喊忽，鞏固下自己的教員室地位。
張文光議員，你覺得我說得對嗎？我很贊成 貴會支持普選 - 大抵是我還有一絲微薄的希望，民選的政府會比較把老師當人看待，禁止某些學校的無止境壓榨。我完全贊成教育是有意義的工作，這也是我投身這行業的原因。然而，當老師的生活只剩下兩種選擇 - 1. 以不足的睡眠及極差的健康換取備足課改足文的理想教學環境；2. 貪圖逸樂堅持睡足八個鐘，忍辱偷生地忍受自己的生活只剩下改文和 HEA 教，天天鞭笞自己與想當年念教育的宏大理想漸行漸遠；你覺得種有心但短命的老師或渴求長命的老師，哪一種會對我們的下一代有益呢？又不如問問，哪一種生活比較有意義？當人人（包括我們的親戚、家人甚麼朋友）都會說句「香港地，香港人，打工係咁架啦」，會不會老師才是那個永遠的例外？一群有活力又喜愛自己的工作又得到充分休息的人，會不會才是這個行業所需要的呢？
GM 曱甴上
Dec 6, 2009
Nov 13, 2009
煮日式咖喱好不好？
最大的願望是牽著手一起去買菜，笑笑過後，看過壯漢劏大蛇衣嘩鬼叫過後，把豐富的食物帶回家，洗切煮，吃吃吃吃吃，笑笑笑笑笑。笑得倦了，軟弱地取出一盒留待特別日子才吃的尊貴雪糕－
窗外，暮色才將至。
窗外，暮色才將至。
Oct 25, 2009
Oct 23, 2009
今天 / 想購置入門單反機的卑微消費者小感受
陽光很好
難道不許
隨時若有需要便睡
忘掉我幾歲
難道不許
隨時若有需要便睡
忘掉我幾歲
時光不早
難道只許
為我不關心的宇宙
跳跳追追
難道只許
為我不關心的宇宙
跳跳追追
送給所有今天出門上班去時，有想過一秒「如果今天不用上班，那該有多好。」的勞動人民。政府在搞慳電膽搞豪宅樓價前，應先立法通過秋天全民休息。
咁好天氣真係應該去野餐、海灘、在公園坐坐、吃早餐後返家睡回籠覺架嘛痴線！九唔搭八話語 - 很想買 500D/1000D呢，這天氣很適合夥拍它拍來拍去嘛！
（先把話說在前頭，我真是甚麼也拔懂的，各位別來抽秤我並暗地裡說「嘩乜佢都學人影相呀？！」。如果要抽秤，最好也不要讓我知道）
（我知我知，這種天氣係人都影到靚相丫嘛，你構圖叻就天陰陰都影到傑作架啦）
（仲有就係個人腦袋少褶，D相真係會露餡架）
（仲有仲有，影相呢D嘢邊係俾你D妹妹仔「玩」架，俾你求其玩玩下就影到正嘢，咁叻去幫人影婚紗相丫笨？！）
（你係叻既100萬像素都影到正嘢格，你唔得既俾支長炮你都無用架喎）
（500D 又好 1000又好，你唔識影既話同部卡片 DC 無分別架喎）
（我知我知，這種天氣係人都影到靚相丫嘛，你構圖叻就天陰陰都影到傑作架啦）
（仲有就係個人腦袋少褶，D相真係會露餡架）
（仲有仲有，影相呢D嘢邊係俾你D妹妹仔「玩」架，俾你求其玩玩下就影到正嘢，咁叻去幫人影婚紗相丫笨？！）
（你係叻既100萬像素都影到正嘢格，你唔得既俾支長炮你都無用架喎）
（500D 又好 1000又好，你唔識影既話同部卡片 DC 無分別架喎）
（我替大家把抽秤我的話語都說盡了，所以你們不用說了！）
（多謝各位！）
Oct 15, 2009
何德何能
假如我少受一點教育，早就已經粗口連篇了 - 然而，難道因為教育工作者都受了不少教育，不會粗口連篇謾罵，就可以任人魚肉嗎？
向天職說得。諸位真係無病呀嘛。除了滿天神佛、神職人員、得道高僧和父母，這世界上還有其他天職的嗎。不懂中文的人，請先請教辭典/國文老師，不要用錯了詞語貽笑大方。
Oct 9, 2009
short & long term goal
short term goal: survive. and let happiness and playfulness survive, too.
long term goal:
save enough money and make myself talented enough and find a job or do something in which i will be as strong-willed as this: http://www.sandeechan.com/blog/?p=1744
or
find a job that's stable and reasonable enough and allows me to be as strong-willed as that for something meaningful and interesting when I'm off from work.
teaching is meaningful - i still strongly believe in this. but marking endless compositions and news commentaries and other endless writing tasks and getting stomach ulcer as a bonus at the end of the year isn't. (<- real life story of my colleague's)
attending endless team building sessions till 1900 and continuing to mark writing tasks afterwards isn't.
being as hardworking as a cow (i learn this from my student's work!) and spending 14 hours on your job and having no time to reflect AT ALL isn't.
even if you are lucky enough to get stomach ulcer, you still have to mark the endless writing tasks. you are paid to do this. why blame?
life isn't endless. how reasonable can that be to conquer our limited time with meaningless and endless torture? when adequate sleep becomes part of the job - you have to hurry up everyday so that you can sleep PUNCTUALLY - do you still call this life? teachers are meant to teach students what life SHOULD be. but do you know what life is, my dear fellow teachers?
long term goal:
save enough money and make myself talented enough and find a job or do something in which i will be as strong-willed as this: http://www.sandeechan.com/blog/?p=1744
or
find a job that's stable and reasonable enough and allows me to be as strong-willed as that for something meaningful and interesting when I'm off from work.
teaching is meaningful - i still strongly believe in this. but marking endless compositions and news commentaries and other endless writing tasks and getting stomach ulcer as a bonus at the end of the year isn't. (<- real life story of my colleague's)
attending endless team building sessions till 1900 and continuing to mark writing tasks afterwards isn't.
being as hardworking as a cow (i learn this from my student's work!) and spending 14 hours on your job and having no time to reflect AT ALL isn't.
even if you are lucky enough to get stomach ulcer, you still have to mark the endless writing tasks. you are paid to do this. why blame?
life isn't endless. how reasonable can that be to conquer our limited time with meaningless and endless torture? when adequate sleep becomes part of the job - you have to hurry up everyday so that you can sleep PUNCTUALLY - do you still call this life? teachers are meant to teach students what life SHOULD be. but do you know what life is, my dear fellow teachers?
Oct 1, 2009
百忙之中
天文台網頁上連續好多天都是太陽，氣溫 25-29 度。我想，是真正的秋高氣爽了。
過了人生中數一數二挫敗的九月。我認，我是一個不懂考第尾的人，一世人順風順水，凡事只要不是一開波就做「面果浸」，已經忙不迭質疑一命二運三風水，以及最最最怨崩爛臭的-自己的能力，然後極想肚痛唔返學。這些週一至週五乸埋口面等收工等一星期一至兩次配給見面（真係配給架！最早六點半先從母公司登出-但前題是我倆翌日要六時半起床喎大佬！）、週末才感到自己真正活著的日子，我希望自己一個月/一年後/十年後都會記得。不是因為它的 intimidating，而是希望到時的我，又已經發現自己從今天的一片混亂中長大過來，更淡定更硬淨；於是這些痛苦，又真真正正事過境遷雲淡風輕。
下週颱風進一步逼近香港，除了各式常規勞役，我還要去坐四日監！只不過天氣這麼好，但願咱們百忙之中，不忘快快樂樂。
（死啦呢個教育界同工，又係度講教育界話語喇。你話佢係咪目光淺窄生活乏味得緊要丫？）（係呀係呀我仲想講架其實，我好想教協「外判」俾jusco 10元店/無印營運，然後地點設在香香的九龍塘香港教師中心。你諗下，無印既咪同粉筆喎。jusco 10元點的貼紙小禮物喎。）（死啦仲要講教協，唔駛問阿貴，你根本無‧朋‧友！）
過了人生中數一數二挫敗的九月。我認，我是一個不懂考第尾的人，一世人順風順水，凡事只要不是一開波就做「面果浸」，已經忙不迭質疑一命二運三風水，以及最最最怨崩爛臭的-自己的能力，然後極想肚痛唔返學。這些週一至週五乸埋口面等收工等一星期一至兩次配給見面（真係配給架！最早六點半先從母公司登出-但前題是我倆翌日要六時半起床喎大佬！）、週末才感到自己真正活著的日子，我希望自己一個月/一年後/十年後都會記得。不是因為它的 intimidating，而是希望到時的我，又已經發現自己從今天的一片混亂中長大過來，更淡定更硬淨；於是這些痛苦，又真真正正事過境遷雲淡風輕。
下週颱風進一步逼近香港，除了各式常規勞役，我還要去坐四日監！只不過天氣這麼好，但願咱們百忙之中，不忘快快樂樂。
（死啦呢個教育界同工，又係度講教育界話語喇。你話佢係咪目光淺窄生活乏味得緊要丫？）（係呀係呀我仲想講架其實，我好想教協「外判」俾jusco 10元店/無印營運，然後地點設在香香的九龍塘香港教師中心。你諗下，無印既咪同粉筆喎。jusco 10元點的貼紙小禮物喎。）（死啦仲要講教協，唔駛問阿貴，你根本無‧朋‧友！）
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